BigShoes

Today I went in search of funny shoes. Unfortunately what many perceive as funny look extremely painful to me…if used for a shoe anyway. Here is the link to the funny shoe photos, and here is my commentary…

I found a pair of boxing shoes, nice if you are a clown. Definitely looking funny and red, the red works. I’ll skip the painful shoes in the next photo with the nails and the next pair of funny shoes after that made of black squares isn’t funny, not funny ha ha anyway.

The next pair of long shoes, which double as a pair of pants laced all the way to the top, make me want to go pee. That is right, even though my feet are the prisoners in these shoes; I think that I can’t get out of those pants to pee.

The gold pair with no toes or support for the front bottom of my feet would make my arches hurt. Who buys these things? These ladies are definitely lounging around all day in their funny shoes.

Metal shoes, really, as open as they are they make me want to pee to, as if I’m a prisoner of some sort with no bathroom facilities. Do you ever notice how when you don’t have a place to go, you think you have to go? These shoes say this to me.

The funny shoe art work with the man heel is cool. I do think it says something about the artist, but what it says depends on if the artist is a man or a woman. Wouldn’t you like to know?

Shoes and socks all in one…I’m not going to say it but you know what I’m thinking.

Now the peacock funny shoes, that is working, very novel, fun, not too painful.

But then the soccer player shoes, is that glued to his foot? I’d be scrunching my feet all the time trying to keep those babies on. You know how you do when you walk in sand and your sandals want to slip off?

Square shoes? Really? They make me think of calla lilies and an Asian wedding for some reason.

And the weird boots, just too weird. They look like too much work though for the amount of weirdness you are hoping to attract. What happens if you attract the wrong weirdness?

Do you think how we perceive shoes would be important to our therapists?

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