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And so there you have it Lewis Black says Bloggers are the root of all evil. Whether Lewis Black knows it or not, he is more of a Snarky blogger type then a standup comedian. If you took everything he says and put it down on paper, word for word, what do you have…a raving mad ranting BLOGGER! The only difference I see is that he has no follow through to publish his work online.

So Lewis, just join the ranks of the rest of us, it is time to sign up to blog. Visit us at Today.com, no need to pay someone to set one up for you and write it for you like some other celebrities do. Role up them sleeves and TYPE HARD AND FAST! You know you want to…

Come on everybody! Let’s give a shout out to Lewis Black so he can hear us.

Oh my gosh it is too funny and I’m trying to write my blog. I’m going to have to watch it on ComedyCentral.com later. Lewis Black’s The Root of All Evil is Ultimate Fighting vs. Bloggers.

Should I even give him a plug? Hey, so what is your take? Are we evil? Is there a point?

Maybe, maybe not. I know that as useless as my rant against Danica Patrick was yesterday, how much more useless is her rant against other drivers, how useless is racing, sporting events, the theatre, the movies…?

It turns into the age old question…Are you my mommy? No not that one… Why are we here?

Lewis’ verdict…BLOGGERS THE ROOT OF ALL EVIL

Let me count the ways…

Some may say that I have no right to complain about a woman in a sport that I no longer watch…for other reasons that I won’t complain about. Well, who asked you?

Listen I’m a racing enthusiast. I’ve actually flagged race cars at the SCCA level…way before kids…and won’t do it again and till those kids are on their own.

Anyway, why is it that every time there is news about IndyCar racing it is about Danica? Why is it that each time it is not positive?

Look sister, you may have the ride but you don’t own the road. And shame on IndyCar for letting this take place all the time. Don’t worry, you won’t gain any of the viewers you’ve already lost over the years, but you can certainly achieve the greatness of losing more.

Apparently someone is always in her way…ummm, they call that racing. And she always takes matters into her own hands…umm, they have stewards for that. But what bugs me the most about all this is the fact that she is giving women in racing a bad name. She is no role model for women in sports.

What you call passionate and respect for your sport is BS…BigShoe nonsense.

And another thing, not only do I not want to constantly hear about who has done her wrong; I think she should put more clothes on when she is not wearing that driving suit.

I certainly hope she never tries to get a ride in Formula 1, for once I’d have to agree with the men over there…maybe there shouldn’t be women in racing…at least one we know of.

I’m throwing a debris flag, there’s definitely some debris on the track. Someone clean it up.

While the Brits are busy complaining about Mattel creating a collector comic super hero Barbie (Black Canary Barbie) for age appropriate collectors, two young male entrepreneurs in Britain have created a teen game site targeted for girls called Miss Bimbo.

Instead of registering a pet frog, dog or iguana, teen girls are given a naked girl named Miss Bimbo to take care of. Feed, dress, keep her thin…

The clueless young men tout the social positives of the site in this news clip. You have an opportunity to send her to university and such. Umm, yeah, I’ll do that after we take a few diet pills and augment her breasts.

These dudes are so clever that teens are being charged a few bucks a text message to play in their game when they run out of virtual dough. Parents are not happy…my gosh, are they just getting clued into the fact that their girls are playing this game after they get a phone bill?

I hate to say what is our world coming to…but seriously folks, what is our world coming too?

So, which is more offensive to you?

I thought for Sunday…into Monday of course, I’d share some poetry with you all. I’d write you a poem but I don’t have it in me today. The last poem I started about a week ago had to do with one of my favorite shows, Psych, in honor of its season premiere. I’ll have to finish it and post it some day.

I went to visit Mags and she has a poem called The Woman in Me posted at the Magnolia Diaries. Tell her hello!

The second is a new blogger at Today. Ariana over at A Poet’s Word is refreshing. Her site reminds me of carefree books of poetry, journals used to write for no one in particular, but everyone we meet. I still write poetry when I have time. Ariana makes me want to write it more.

You’ll really love her site and you can participate in creating a poem with other readers on her Create a Poem page.

And as icing on the cake how about a poem with some music…here is Masiela Lusha’s Call Us Women with Romance in D flat.