Jul 11 2008
Don’t Go In The Water…
Is this unbelievable or what? A 60-year-old man lied this week about seeing two sharks near the shoot sight of the movie Jaws…I didn’t pay him, honest. A few beaches were closed a day here and there.
How timely, I really had nothing to do with it. He must be the number one Jaws fan. Hey, he’s going to jail, that will make me number one legally since he can’t hold any offices in jail. The news reported that they didn’t know if he had a lawyer. Here’s a clue, the man needs a doctor not a lawyer.
Hey look, it’s July…it’s the weekend…going to the beach anyone?
Da dant…da dant…da da da daaaah dant…. The Jaws theme in my head…hey my daughter plays this for me on her marching band baritone!
