Sep 25 2008
Matchmaker, Matchmaker, Make me a match
Okay, if you think it was too easy to bust on eHarmony, try this guarantee over at Match.com. Find someone special in 6 months or we’ll give you 6 months FREE! Hmm, unless you have 100% turnover every six months, meaning that maybe you’ve matched everybody and married them off, then I don’t see how another 6 months is helpful. Someone is falling short on the special scale if you get my drift.
Meanwhile there is a photo of a near child at best on there who claims to make a mean casserole. And why haven’t you been betrothed already?
Girls this is how it is done…sometime in the midst of your education you nab some good looking guy whom you’ve been stalking, I did this in Kindergarten. Trust me it works. I was very subtle, by our senior year we were dating. He didn’t know what hit him. By the time he was graduating from college, after five years of absence makes the hearts grow fonder, we were ready to tie the knot. He hasn’t been able to get loose for twenty years. How am I doing?
lol I like this post. I’ve tryed all the match making services and never found the “one.” But I’m married now and don’t have to worry about it anymore. Keep up the work and I’ll keep checking back
Sounds like you did good!
Hey, I’m sure it’s fun for some, I would probably like the spontaneity of meeting someone as opposed to the spontaneity of a random database query…this from a girl who used to build databases and loved querying data.
Yup Robin, I did good ;)